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Name: Heather
Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
Metro: The Poconos
Birthday: 9/8/1991
Gender: Female
Interests: Ok now my interests... let's see... hmmmmm... i'm gettin' somewhere... yeah.... lookin' in my crystal ball... damn it... it's broken... i dropped it... ow my toe... ok so... i'll do this... hmmm.... w/o... my crystal ball... ok well i like horse back riding... singing... acting... listening to music... reading... and lotsa other things!!!
Expertise: Me expert?! Oh well I'm an expert at everything. You need help with math 4+4= 6,987... also i've got more in my expertise column now 2+2= fish! See lil fishy swim and 1+1= window!!! Ok other than that! I'm an expert at annoyin' people and singing really loud like i'm on top of the world!!! Oh boy i can't wait!!!
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AIM:  crazimonkey1991
MSN: PrInCeSs_RuLeS@hotmail.com
AIM:  Ox My Suicide xO
Yahoo:  crazimonkey1991@yahoo.com
Member Since:
1/28/2004
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| *sighs* okay, i don't get it,
i'm just like randomly depressed for no apparent reason! Yeah idk i'm
like happy but yet everything keeps running through my head and it
makes me sad and the more i think, the more i get depressed, like on
friday, i was like soooo happy, and yet i was depressed at the same
time, like at the pep rally and the game rob kept asking me if i was
okay, and i rly didn't know what to say, "no i'm not but i don't know
why." but i do kinda know why but i just i'm not ready to tell him
certain things, my family doesn't even know half of the shit that's
happened to me, and my mom's like blind as to how my dad used to treat
us... but it's all in the past right? Newayz moving onto a lighter
note, i had fun on friday, i stayed after for the dance, to which i did
not dance, Samantha was trying to get me to but i wouldn't, umm and
then on the fan bus- which took us to the game, rob stole my jolly
rancher lollipop... made me sad, and then at the game, it rained the
entire time, and my jacket was like soaked, and it did not keep me warm
at all lol, i was like freezing the entire time, rob kept offering his
hoodie thing, but i wouldn't take it, i don't like taking ppls jackets
cuz then i feel bad, i'm pretty sure we lost but i can't remember that
far back lol... then when i got home all i wanted to do was go to bed,
but our basement flooded so i had to help w/ that instead, and then i
finally just quit and went to bed, and then yesterday i didn't rly do
much of nething. I kept trying to call rob but he either wasn't home or
his phone was busy! And last night I was barking at jess and just
joking around... and then we danced in my living room... then today i
didn't rly do much of anything except for make and even larger mess in
my bedroom! Which was kinda fun, it won't be so fun when i have to
clean it all back up though... yeah i'm still not talking to chris, i guess asking for a hug it too much to ask for  i rly miss him though *tear* he doesn't care newayz *sighs* well i'm done! I'm rly depressed right now, idk why!
Later Taters,
~*Heather*~
BTW- I WILL NOT UPDATE AGAIN UNTIL I GET 3 COMMENTS
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| PiMPiNxAlFaLfA45: i can't belive you going out with robery
PiMPiNxAlFaLfA45: robert
well um too bad... i am! Yeah newayz, today was okay chris wasn't in
school, but it's okay b/c i'm not talking to him until her starts to
give me hugs again so w/e okay sure, hopefully he'll just start to give
me hugs again dammit :(... i want a hug! :( yeah see i'm a sad
heather... yeah newayz, sry sully i mentioned ur name too much but for
u one time is too many lol... yeah, ummm my knee hurts, i'm constantly
hurting myself today lol... *sigh* i have a german quiz tomorrow, and
honestly Samantha, i don't care what u think about the person i'm going
out w/, u think u know him, but my guess is u know about 2% of the real
him... and if ur problem is that he's weird, u might not want to talk
to me either cuz i'm pretty damn weird myself... newayz most ppl who
know me know i'm kinda out there, okay u know what, i'm going to date
who i want to date and i don't care what u ppl think, so take ur
negative opinions and shove them up ur ass, but if u have positive
comments, plz do care to share lol... but if ur going to say shit like
eww i can't believe ur going out w/ him.... keep them to urself... cuz
i rly don't care for it.... i have my opinion as much as u do... so
w/e... i'm rly tired so i'm done...
Later Taters,
~*Heather*~
Lynn
Malin
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| Hello Beautiful people of the world! Sry
i wanted to say the for some weird reason! Yeah, newayz, I didn't rly
do much this weekend, i took Cody to see the Corpse Bride, and then we
hung out at the mall for a little bit, and we saw this huge fuckin'
praying mantis (spelling?) yeah and then my mom picked us up and i came
home, and i pretty much just stayed in my room and talked to people on
IM and stuff, and then i called my boyfriend, and then i went to bed
and then i woke up, and then i played zoo tycoon and then i called my
boyfriend again and played zoo tycoon as i talked to him, and said
weird things like- "you know lions reproduce entirely too much" and for
once somebody doesn't think my weirdness is a bad thing, so i be myself
around him, yay! The weird thing is he rly reminds me of sully, like
the way he acts and stuff, like when i'd say something stupid sully's
voice he tended to like mumble like don't do that or something like
that, and he does the same thing, and he just has all the same
characteristics, so who knows, i rly liked sully maybe this'll be the
same! Yeah, and newayz continuing on about my Sunday, ummm oh yeah tony
woke me up this morning to make him breakfast b/c 2morrow is his b-day!
And then, i watched part of a movie w/ jamie, megan, and tony... but i
can't sit still long enough to watch a movie lol... so i got up and
came up to my very messy bedroom, and i'm kinda thinking of looking for
ms. Ashley's phone number later and calling her 2morrow, cuz i'm pretty
sure she's at her father's this weekend. Yeah, newayz, i'm tired
lol.... yeah, what to talk about lalala....
I'm done
Later Tater,
~*Heather*~
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| Okay,
so let's see... well I haven't updated in a LOOOOOOOONG time... so
let's see, whenever we played crazy kickball in gym i got hurt and my
knee has been like all fucked up ever since, and Tuesday, Wednesday,
and Thursday I stayed after school for speech and debate and to make up
my science work. On Wednesday I got to be a timer for the debate team
b/c i do speech not debate. And we won yay! Yeah, and today in science
class we went ouside in like 30- 40 degrees weather and it was rly
cold.... and somebody asked me out today and i said yes, so i lost the
bet... so i got on the bus today and i was like does anybody have a
dime so i had this girl going around asking random ppl for a dime and i
finally got a "dime" but it was actually a quarter i turned out +15 on
a bet lol.... which is kinda cool seeings how i lost the bet... yeah,
then i found out i have like a 98% in science, that's kinda cool! I
have like NO B's, yay! Yeah, ummmmm yeah chris did hate me, but now he
doesn't hate me so that's good... okay here i found this in shannon's
xanga:
xX42 ways to drive ur parents cRrAzYxX
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
Later Taters,
~*Heather*~
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| Funny AIM Convos:
H Forgotten H: u took it!
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: took what?
H Forgotten H: *glares* where is it?
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: were is what?
H Forgotten H: my beloved oreo
H Forgotten H: you took it!
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: lol..yes i did
H Forgotten H: rawr... that's the problem w/ being married these days
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: its in my tummy
H Forgotten H: ur wife takes everything
H Forgotten H: even ur saviors
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: i did it 2 save our marriage
yes... jess and me are married if u didn't know (it's a joke i'm straight)
H Forgotten H: *throws a chocolate chip muffin at ur forehead*
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: awww...that hurt..*runs away crying*such an abusive bitch
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: lol
H Forgotten H: lmao
H Forgotten H: *cries* i'm sorry i didn't meant to hit u
H Forgotten H: i love u jesska!
H Forgotten H: 
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: *cries dont do it again*
xxxOx JESS xOxxx: i love u heather
^ believe it or not ppl i'm loved! :)
crazimonkey1991: who stole the cooke from the cookie jar
crazimonkey1991: who me
crazimonkey1991: yeah you
crazimonkey1991: i guess i'm guilty
crazimonkey1991: i ate the beloved oreo
crazimonkey1991: *puts her wrists out* i'm a murder *cries*
blackfphoenix: lol.
crazimonkey1991: judge: silence we're in the court of law b/c it appear ms. malin ate her beloved oreo
crazimonkey1991: heather: *sobs* my saviors gone, i got hungry i'm guilty
blackfphoenix: .......
crazimonkey1991: judge: yes well that's what they all say, have nething more to say?
crazimonkey1991: heather: no i plead the fifth
crazimonkey1991: judge: lock her up
crazimonkey1991: heather: no i need my beloved oreo
crazimonkey1991: the end
I did the crime... now i'm doin't the time! 
Okay
well I'll update i guess, ummm... Saturday is my b-day party to which
everybody's being ass holes about, Michelle refuses to come b/c tony's
"scary" w/e newayz, ummm yeah... hopefully ash
can come... i've been out of school the past 2 and 3/4ths days b/c i
have pink eye lol.... dammit i wanted to infect ppl ...
yeah. I think i'm w/ shannon on that one- i'll prolly be like single
for the rest of my life or at least more than likely i won't get
married, and i'll prolly have like 27 cats... except i'm not going to
call my food stamps sexy and i'm not going to eat cat food.... yuck! ....
yeah so i decided shannon and I should get rich and live in a huge
mansion w/ our 54 cats, and be like fuck the world... which leads me to
a song of the day i suppose lol...
"Fuck The World"
[Violent J]
Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.
[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)
[Violent J]
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you
[Chorus X 2]
[Violent J]
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!
[Chorus X 2]
[Violent J]
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!
w00t
w00t, there ya guys go... song of the day lol... i haven't done that in
a while... but that line jus tmade me think of that song... so i just
had to put it there... ummm... yeah i don't like this pink eye stuff
it's really annoying... i mean you wake up every morning and it's like
dude i can't see, i can't open my eyes, and the gunk in my eyes this
morning had my eyes like glued shut so i had to walk downstairs blindly
and i walked right into the pantry door, while it was closed and i was
like "ow" and my mom was like "what did you do" and i was like "i
walked into the pantry" yeah, and i almost tripped over stuff in my
room which i think should be my task for today, Finding my bedroom floor! Yeah
newayz, I prolly have like a shit load of work to make up for school,
and i actually have something to do this weekend, and Ash isn't going
home until Sunday, so i'm prolly going to have to come home on Friday
and go straight to doing my homework and see what i can finish b4 ash
comes through the door, if she actually can come over, and then on
sunday do as much as possible, if i don't finish it all i'm sure
they'll give me another day, cuz i can only do so much before i feel
like i'm going to go nuts... yeah, idk why i'm stressing out about
this, i'm heather i always do things before the deadline... idk i'll
figure it out, cuz there's never a lot of homework but i do ALOT of
stuff during class... so put homework and class work together, and you
get a lot of work, especially since it's three days worth of work not
just two... fun fun, right? Yeah but i'm sooo glad it's not last year
w/ mr. A and his stupid daily journal entries that nobody ever did and
then it like stocked up to u needing to do 15- 30 pages worth of a
journal entry... so even if u had ur journal you'd look at him and
go.... "oh i forgot it at home on my kitchen table" or "oops i think i
lost it" and he prolly knew damn well that none of us rly did our
journal entries... at one time i was doing rly good at keeping up w/
it... but then it got boring again... lol... yeah... it was kinda scary
though on my last day in Whitehall- Mr. Bing (my math teacher) was like
singing to me... and i was like ...right... get me outta here... it
felt so good to finish the school year before everybody else, i didn't
even have to take ne finals... lol... and everybody had to write their
homework down and stuff, and i'm just like ladeda, and it was even
weirder when Arlene gave me a hug, cuz like Arlene and me did NOT
get along... yeah, newayz enough about last year, moving on, let's see,
you know i'm learning that ppl around here don't seem to be the best of
friends you could get... like my relationship w/ michelle is this:
We met- we hung out like everyday until her and my brother went out and
broke up- she still talked to me and hung out w/ me a little bit- she
talked to me on AIM but barely hung out w/ me- she blocked me on AIM-
she unblocked me but treated me as if i were nothing...
Here's how me and Ash were-
We met- we didn't rly talk at first- she loosened up- she came over and
never went home- and we've built about a million memories that i'll
remember forever...
Ya know, i'm trying to figure out if it's b/c of the area... everybody
likes there solitudinous... or what, but i'm not rly sure, i mean chris
is rly cool when he has enough time to hang out w/ me, which is never
lol... You know either this year is rly cold or it's cuz we moved to
like near the top of a mountain, i'm not rly sure... lol,there's like a
10° difference from Easton to here, so go figure, i've decided in the
winter time i'm just going to lock myself into my house and not leave
until it's over... haha even though i hate the song "Wake me up when
winter ends" instead of September... cuz this september may have been
rly shitty, but my b-day is in september... newayz, i'm done...
Later Taters,
♠♣♥♦Heather♦♥♣♠
©2005
 I want a boy.
A nice and bad boy.
A boy who has shaggy hair and lets me play with it.
He'll tell me we're like Corey and Topanga.
He'll give me his favorite sweatshirt.
He'll call me at 3am and ask me what i'm doing.
He'll tell me he couldn't fall asleep because he was thinking about me, and he needed to hear my voice.
He'll text me every morning before school saying "Have a great day babe I love you!".
And he always whispers something sweet in my ear.
He'll take me to a concert to see his favorite band.
And he wont get embarrassed to tell me he loves me in front of his friends.
When I cry he'll tell me I'm too beautiful to and he'll kiss every tear.
He'll always make me feel better because he knows the perfect things to say to me.
All of his friends will know we're in love because he'll talk about me to them.
He'll stay up with me all night when im sick.
When we're walking together he'll stop and pick up a flower and put it behind my ear.
He'll love everything about me and tell me that I'm perfect.
We always end up laughing about silly fights.
We wont get mad for making fun of each other because we crack up at every bit of it.
Even if we're a million years old, butterflies will still go crazy inside of me ... Every time he kisses me.
He'll tell me he'd die without me.
He'll surprise me by bringing me over my favorite food when I'm having a bad day.
He would think I was beautiful if I dressed so crappy it was classy.
When we go out for ice cream, he'll put some on my nose …
then I'll put some all over his face.
And we just never stop laughing.
he wouldnt be scared to cry in front of me--
--and would hold me when i cry ..
he'll introduce me to his friends as the coolest girl he's ever met.
He'll buy me jewelry and bouncy balls from vending machines.
We would have contests of how far we could spit our gum, or how far we could jump off a swing.
He'll take walks with me in the snow, and we'll catch
TsnowflakesT on our tongues
He doesn't even like snow, but I love it.
He would grab my waist and kiss my neck.
And we'd always take pictures in photo booths.
He'll let me go places with his mom.
We would play tag and not care whos watching.
We'd kiss in the rain.
And when I hear him speak, I'll fall in love all over again.
I want a boy who can argue over stupid things with me,
and than go totally soft when I got sad and apologize.
I want someone who would lay with me outside under the stars.
Someone who will squirt me with water guns in the house
When we kissed our hips would be pressed together.
I want someone to be there no matter what ... always and forever *
Perfect.
I'll be his everything.
And he'll be even more to me .
He will love me for always
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